Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (413): View more from Massachusetts

  At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (413): At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks http://tfl.nu/fbkp
  Replies (15) Good night (855) Bad night (2734)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  school has made you so classy.

  (514): View more from Quebec

  that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): school has made you so classy. (514): that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884. http://tfl.nu/r8mz
  Replies (45) Good night (4201) Bad night (658)
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk. http://tfl.nu/ed4r
  Replies (12) Good night (4528) Bad night (729)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying. http://tfl.nu/89ja
  Replies (10) Good night (3137) Bad night (770)
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand? http://tfl.nu/cltx
  Replies (4) Good night (1841) Bad night (1548)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you. http://tfl.nu/unr3
  Replies (10) Good night (4842) Bad night (945)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex http://tfl.nu/xtt5
  Replies (20) Good night (3444) Bad night (1275)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here. http://tfl.nu/o8um
  Replies (8) Good night (3972) Bad night (724)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag. http://tfl.nu/2nbx
  Replies (12) Good night (804) Bad night (2550)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You took my underwater blowjob virginity.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): You took my underwater blowjob virginity. http://tfl.nu/gggt
  Replies (5) Good night (1595) Bad night (452)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity. http://tfl.nu/v0to
  Replies (13) Good night (938) Bad night (333)
• Favorite

  (+27): View more from South Africa

  Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+27): Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything. http://tfl.nu/71ow
  Replies (1) Good night (508) Bad night (267)
• Favorite

  (330): View more from Ohio

  i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (330): i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame. http://tfl.nu/xq0z
  Replies (1) Good night (717) Bad night (286)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions. http://tfl.nu/72j5
  Replies (2) Good night (636) Bad night (224)
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles? http://tfl.nu/3kx7
  Replies (2) Good night (204) Bad night (491)

Randomize