my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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