Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me