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My bed smells like naked

(414): View more from Wisconsin

Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes

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(860): View more from Connecticut

but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers

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(940): View more from Texas

there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me

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(301): View more from Maryland

He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.

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(509): View more from Washington

Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?

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(404): View more from Georgia

All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?

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(708): View more from Illinois

We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her

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