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• (480): View more from Arizona

  U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Sacagawea was the original milf.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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• (310): View more from California

  he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?

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  One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...

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• (850): View more from Florida

  If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's

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