So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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