Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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