i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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