Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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