awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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