I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
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