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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.

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  ...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.

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  A Penis?

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.

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  Did someone catch you and fuck you?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?

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  Formal letter or email.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.

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  That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.

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