we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I will be naked everywhere
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.