she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home