i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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