Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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