girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
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Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
She's the barista slut.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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