Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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