Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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