the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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