I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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