he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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