He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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