What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
