You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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