carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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