Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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