I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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