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You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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