just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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