i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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