He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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