she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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