my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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