So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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