I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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