two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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