At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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