I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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