better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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