I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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