Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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