Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
