In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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