awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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