We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
do nipples grow back?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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