that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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