"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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