at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you never un-have a 4some
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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