I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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