I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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