This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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