absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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