we're blogging at a bar
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
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The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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