Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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