i just google imaged poop.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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