Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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