So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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