you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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