First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She's the barista slut.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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