I can tuck mytits in my pants
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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