Do you still have your period?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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