What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Woke up backwards on a recliner
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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